This is What You Get Chad

So if anyone had any doubt that Chad "Ochocinco" was an idiot for changing his last name to his number, now you are seeing why.

From TMZ:
He's been traded to a new team ... but Chad Ochocinco DOES NOT want a new jersey number -- and sources close to the NFL star tell TMZ .. he's willing to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to sport #85 for the New England Patriots this season.

Problem is .... the number currently belongs to Patriots STUD tight end Aaron Hernandez -- who rocked #85 in 2010 ... when he DOMINATED all season long.

We're told Ochocinco -- who CHANGED HIS LAST NAME to match his jersey number a few years ago -- wants to PAY Hernandez to give up the digits ... and sources say Chad feels "no number is too high."

FYI -- jersey numbers don't come cheap -- it cost Clinton Portis a cool $18k to buy the #26 from a teammate when he was traded to the Washington Redskins a few years ago. 

Ochoquatro?

I love this shit. Who is the real winner of this trade besides the Patriots? Aaron Hernandez. He is going to be able to name his price to cough up 85. I mean Chad needs that number. Imagine Ochocinco running all over the field in 84? It would confirm he is the biggest retard in the NFL. My price would be 50k.