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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Big Fucking Surprise, Students Still Spring Breaking in Mexico

I was reading an article on Huffington Post about how kids are still going to Mexico for Spring Break even though people are getting killed daily down there by drug cartels. My initial reaction was of fucking course they are.

Looks dangerous to me
Look, no matter what is going on in Mexico, Cancun is synonymous with Spring Break to college kids across America. Not 21? Mexico doesn't care. Fucking cold spells all throughout the southern U.S.? It's never cold in Mexico. Hate drinking tap water? No worries! In Mexico you'll get dysentery and poo blood for a month. And most importantly, MTV has been going to Spring Break in Cancun for decades now. And the peso is worth about as much as pubic hair. You can walk into a Mexican liquor store with five bucks and get like 200 Coronas and a bottle of real tequila. What more can you ask for on Spring Break?

And as far as the violence goes, some people are like so scared because of course there are Mexicans just running around shooting tourists right? No fucking way, the violence down there is along the border and caused by cartel turf wars. While I'm sure it's not hard to find some dirt weed in Cancun, I don't think cartels are going to start capping their best clients. It's just bad business.

In the article they interview a student asking for his perspective:
Tom Black, a freshman at Arizona State, said he wouldn't even consider traveling to Mexico. The 18-year-old instead is heading to Pennsylvania to visit family.
"All the stuff you hear about, the violence," he said. "Especially since it could be aimed at Americans and at kids. I think we could be targets."

Fucking freshman don't know shit. Just because awhile ago some dude got shot off his skis by Mexican pirates near the border doesn't mean shit. Like a million people go to Cancun on Spring Break, if you are smart and stay on the fucking resort, what are the chances a random pirate is just going to drive by and pluck you off the beach? I'd be more worried about scoring herpes, chlamydia, and gonorrhea all in one week. That's an itchy plane ride home my friend.

All I'm saying is, there will always be pussies like Tom Black, who are so scared of big bad Mexico that they go to Pennsylvania on Spring Break. Sweet, Amish country, good times. But for most people, Cancun is the prime destination for a week of getting shit-faced nonstop, and fucking some drunk tail. I'm just saying. It'll never stop. Mexico could be in a civil war and bullets are flying and shit, but come March, it'll always be hopping in Cancun. Personally I like north of the border, good old Montreal. My kind of people up there.

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