40% of Americans are Morons

A new Gallup Poll released on Friday reveals that 40% of Americans still believe in Creationism. The number was 47% in 1999. Another 38% of Americans have this weird belief that we evolved from lower life, but God caused it. And only 16% of people believe in complete evolution with no old guy on a cloud pulling the strings. Among people with college degrees, 21% believe in evolution, that almost helps.

Are Americans really this fucking dumb? Like lets be real here. Is it the complexity of the story? Maybe that's why dumb people believe in creationism.

Here are the stories in short

Creationism
Around 10,000 years ago, God makes Adam and Eve. The rest is in the book I call the most successful work of fiction ever created, the Bible.

Evolution
Life starts about 3 billion years ago and slowly evolves through a process of successful genetics being passed on generation to generation, eventually leading to land animals, and humans.

I guess it is just easier to say that some guy created this whole thing we call the universe. But just take one class at the college level in astronomy, geology, or anything related to the Earth and space, and you'll wonder "how the fuck could there be one dude controlling this whole thing?" The answer is simple, there isn't a dude pulling the strings.

This really discourages me. I mean I know Americans are fucking dumb, we did have George Bush in office (illegally) at one point. But come the fuck on people. Open your goddamn eyes people. You believe that an entity created the heavens and the Earth, for no apparent reason really, put two people on the earth, they fucked up, and so he continued to keep trying. He even wiped the planet clean one time because he was so pissed. And THEN you believe that instead of just appearing himself to prove he exists, he fucked a virgin without actually fucking her and made a son, who was really just a carpenter. Then this son gained so much popularity that his death was inevitable so his friends come up with his death as being awesome and saving everyone. You pray to this person even though he has no business in human life, ever. You had cancer and got cured? It's called medicine, and no disease kills everyone. You got hit by a car and lived? God didn't help you, you are just a badass.

Why are there other planets and stars if God created the heavens and Earth? He wanted us to have pretty stuff in the sky to look at? Don't think so. Why does he just sit up there and let people fight over his name? Shouldn't a benevolent god come down and set the record straight? Where the fuck is he?!?!


And we evolved from monkeys. Yes I said it, they are smelly and pick their butts and whatever. They are smart as shit, probably if they could talk less of them would believe in God than humans. And they evolved from something else, and we will eventually evolve into something else. If we don't destroy the planet before the laws of evolution move on from humans.

No god, just chimp

How can people who blindly believe in God even be considered sane in any real sense? It's kind of like crazy fucking morons who like worship Harry Potter or something, but ten times worse. People give money to churches, devote time to prayer and other bullshit, and dedicate their whole lives to what is essentially a lie. The Bible is a collection of stories, with MANY exclusions, including books written by women (hm why would they be left out?) and books which paint jesus in different ways the church does not support. Other religions are the same. god is a fictional character, with the same actual substance as Peter Griffin or Tom Sawyer.

Today is just one of many days I am ashmed to share a country with you religious whackos. Science is how we move forward, I think that if you don't believe in evolution then you shouldn't get to use science in any way. Get sick? Go to a priest or witch doctor. Need medicine? Pray. You cant use science every day and deny theories that are derived from careful research at the same time. Fuck your couch religion.