Okay guys, yesterday Miley Cyrus turned eighteen. Yessir I said it. Aren't you glad you have me to keep you updated on celebrity jail-bait turning legal? Thank me later. And you know she's going to wanna spite daddy real quick. I give her a week before she's blowing coke off Tommy Lee's dong or something. Mark my words. Think about this though, Turning eighteen this year means Miley Cyrus was born in 1992, I'm just saying.